"Merry Christmas"

Hecklers, The Rajon Rondo trade, Week 17 and Bowl locks of the week

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"Merry Christmas"

Hecklers, The Rajon Rondo trade, Week 17 and Bowl locks of the week

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"Me, Myself and I"

Jordan vs Tiger, Fidel Castro, Sony plus my Vegas lock of the year!!!

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"Me, Myself and I"

Jordan vs Tiger, Fidel Castro, Sony plus my Vegas lock of the year!!!

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"The Problem Solver"

The Problem Solver breaks down the College Football Playoffs, Farve vs Rodgers, Jordan vs Kobe, Cubs vs White Sox and Bozeman Mutual

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"The Problem Solver"

The Problem Solver breaks down the College Football Playoffs, Farve vs Rodgers, Jordan vs Kobe, Cubs vs White Sox and Bozeman Mutual

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"Say what?!!!"

Ferguson, NYC, Trayvon Martin, Charles Barkely, Chris Rock and I still put together an NBA team that would go undefeated and Vegas Locks of the week

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"Say what?!!!"

Ferguson, NYC, Trayvon Martin, Charles Barkely, Chris Rock and I still put together an NBA team that would go undefeated and Vegas Locks of the week

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"Thankful"

KB tackles Ferguson, recaps his Thanksgiving adventures, NFL Vegas Locks of the week plus a hilarious new Athletic Criminal of the week

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"Thankful"

KB tackles Ferguson, recaps his Thanksgiving adventures, NFL Vegas Locks of the week plus a hilarious new Athletic Criminal of the week

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The Ball Hog Podcast - "Leaders"

This week the Ball Hog tackles the importance of leadership, the scapegoat that is Adrian Peterson, The Criminal Athlete of the week and a live performance of the joke topic of the week, all wrapped around a prediction for every NFL game in week 12

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The Ball Hog Podcast - "Leaders"

This week the Ball Hog tackles the importance of leadership, the scapegoat that is Adrian Peterson, The Criminal Athlete of the week and a live performance of the joke topic of the week, all wrapped around a prediction for every NFL game in week 12

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The Ball Hog Podcast - "Disappointment"

The devastaing comments made by Derrick Rose, Jay Cutler, The Athletic Criminal of the week, Vegas Locks of the week and more 

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The Ball Hog Podcast - "Disappointment"

The devastaing comments made by Derrick Rose, Jay Cutler, The Athletic Criminal of the week, Vegas Locks of the week and more 

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The Ball Hog Podcast - "Upon further revue"

This week Kevin Bozeman covers the Mid-term election, the Mid-Season NFL MVP. Along with the Vegas Locks and the criminial athlete of the week 

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The Ball Hog Podcast - "Upon further revue"

This week Kevin Bozeman covers the Mid-term election, the Mid-Season NFL MVP. Along with the Vegas Locks and the criminial athlete of the week 

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The Ball Hog Podcast - "Panic Button"

Happy Halloween.

This maybe my best Podcast yet. San francisco Giants, the start of the NBA season, Charles Barkley, a new criminal athlete of the week and I go big with my Vegas College and NFL locks 

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The Ball Hog Podcast - "Panic Button"

Happy Halloween.

This maybe my best Podcast yet. San francisco Giants, the start of the NBA season, Charles Barkley, a new criminal athlete of the week and I go big with my Vegas College and NFL locks 

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My new CD is out please purchase and recommend. good Day to all

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The ball Hog Podcast - "Make Overs"

Renee Zellweger and her "smashing" new look, highlights this episode of what is acceptable and unacceptable, when it comes to make overs. Joke topic of the week, an entire university wins the Criminal of the week. NBA predictions and NFL Vegas Locks of the week. BOOM!!!

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The ball Hog Podcast - "Make Overs"

Renee Zellweger and her "smashing" new look, highlights this episode of what is acceptable and unacceptable, when it comes to make overs. Joke topic of the week, an entire university wins the Criminal of the week. NBA predictions and NFL Vegas Locks of the week. BOOM!!!

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The Ball Hog Podcast - "Adjustments'

Kevin Bozeman talks about the necesary changes the NBA and NFL made to stay successful. Kevin also fixes the Republican Party as well as his Vegas locks of the week. Throw in the Top 25 Ballers ever (16-11) and the dumbest criminal athlete of the week ever and we have ourselves a jam packed episode.

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The Ball Hog Podcast - "Adjustments'

Kevin Bozeman talks about the necesary changes the NBA and NFL made to stay successful. Kevin also fixes the Republican Party as well as his Vegas locks of the week. Throw in the Top 25 Ballers ever (16-11) and the dumbest criminal athlete of the week ever and we have ourselves a jam packed episode.

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The Ball hog Podcast - "Business Model'

The best organizaton in sports, Top 25 NBA players not named MJ (20-16), Aaron hernandez Criminal athlete of the week and Vegas Locks of the week

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The Ball hog Podcast - "Business Model'

The best organizaton in sports, Top 25 NBA players not named MJ (20-16), Aaron hernandez Criminal athlete of the week and Vegas Locks of the week

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The Ball Hog Podcast - "Land of Opportunity"

The highly anticipated 25 best players in the history of the NBA not named Michael Jordan headlines this topic filled episode along with the Louisiana 3some, Aaron Hernandez criminal of the week award and as always NFL vegas locks of the week. This one is not to be missed

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The Ball Hog Podcast - "Land of Opportunity"

The highly anticipated 25 best players in the history of the NBA not named Michael Jordan headlines this topic filled episode along with the Louisiana 3some, Aaron Hernandez criminal of the week award and as always NFL vegas locks of the week. This one is not to be missed

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The Drive for 5(th)

This isn't just Spurs and Heat. 

This is a battle for legacy supreme.

Duncan vs. Lebron

The Big Fundamental vs. The King

In my humble opinion (and it should be yours too). Whoever leads their team to the championship, will be the 5th best player to ever play the game of Basketball.

Ranking the all-time greats is an art. An art of nit-picking. The difference between the greatest players to ever play the game is a very fine line. Halle Berry or Beyonce? Is there a wrong choice? Naturally Beautiful, not one distinguishable blemish. Would you complain if you were stuck with the other? I personally would go with Halle, because all the dancing that Beyonce does, her feet has gots to be jacked. You see how trivial that is?!!!

No dif from picking the greats. I rank the players with one simple criteria. Which player could lead me to the most championships if I built my team around them. Anytime, any place, any era. Currently I have them ranked like this:

11. Lebron James

10. Kobe Bryant

9. Shaquille O' Neal

8. Tim Duncan

7. Hakeem Olajuwon

6. Larry Bird

5. Wilt Chamberlain

4. Bill Russell

3. Magic Johnson

2. Kareem Abdul Jabbar

1. Seriously you know who's number 1

However if James wins his 3rd in a row or Duncan his fifth. They have to move up right? I think the winner instantly becomes the 5th greatest player of all time. 

1st lets look at Duncan

After winning his 4th Championship. The Spurs took their normal place in the decline of a championship team being ravaged by Father Time. Being competitive in the regular season, but not having enough gas to get it done in the playoffs. However, the difference between this Spurs team and others great teams is that they didn't have Head Coach Greg Popovich running the show. Realizing that Duncan, Ginobli and Parker could no longer give 35 plus minutes on a nightly basis and compete for a championship. Pop, rebuilt his team while still keeping his core players. He got younger and deeper. So yes, he sacrificed a year or 2 of growing pains to rebuild a championship roster. Consider this, at the end of Shaq/Kobe's dynasty run. When they rebuilt they, actually got older. Adding an over the hill Karl Malone and Gary Payton.  Which led to a loss in the finals and a complete overhaul of the Lakers.  Now, Tim Duncan in his 16th year,  is playing in his 1st back to back championship, cuz he's only required to play 25-30 minutes a game while rarely playing 4 games in 5 nights, which happens frequently in the NBA, thus saving his legs for the playoffs. To be sure, he's not the same player he once was. The Tim Duncan in his prime would score 30 points a game if you single coveraged him. However this version gives you a solid 17-18 points and almost double digit rebounds. At this stage of his game that's highly impressive. If Duncan wins this, it'll be 5 Championships and 6 final appearances. With the most impressive thing being, he was both THE MAN, on a team that won a championship in the 90's and now winning one 15 years later. No one else in the history of the NBA can make that claim.

Now let's look at James 

In all of my years of watching basketball, I've never seen anyone play the game at a higher level than King James except for Jordan. James has gone on record saying that he wants to be the best to ever do it, so he has set the bar for himself in which we should judge him. Much like Tiger Woods set the bar, saying that he wants to break Jack Nicklaus record for major titles. Injuries and being a fuck-aholic has derailed his quest. A lot of people that's seen Tiger play say, no one has ever done it better, but then we're reminded, he has less titles than Nicklaus, so how can he better, if he himself has said he should be judged on how many majors he's won. Right now James has 1/3 of the titles that MJ has. The reason why James isn't higher on my list is that when he loses, he loses badly. When his Heat lost to the Mavs, he was the only player on both teams that didn't play as well as he normally plays. His confidence was shot. When he was with the Cavs his last year, it looked like he quit against the Celtics, now if one of my teammates was giving my mom the ol' 1-2, who knows how I would respond... But still. (Allegedly, teammate Delonte West was boning James mom, for those that don't know). Last year, The Spurs were daring James to beat them from the perimeter and you could see him melting down again. Then a light went off in the 4th quarter of Game,where he was about to become Peyton Manning, Barry Bonds, Sydney Crosby a once in a lifetime talent who is always questioned as to why they didnt win more. He helped will an amazing comeback, along with some very fortuitous bounces(missed free throws by the Spurs) and arguably the greatest shot ever made by Ray Allen. Legacy Saved. In a nutshell I haven't seen many players have a ceiling as high  as James but I also haven't seen a Superstar who's basement was so low, on the game's biggest stage (sans 1984 Tragic Johnson, which no one can convince me that Magic didn't throw that series). I'm not willing to forget those losses yet, but I'm close. If James wins, he's got 3 championship in a row. With 5 finals appearances, where he was unquestionably the best player in the League. I always thought that James was a better version of Scottie Pippen. Point Forward who could score, pass and defend but his inability to close is what led to his detractors. If you think about how athletic Pippen was and then you realize how James is a more athletic Pippen, it's almost mind-blowing. Even if James doesn't win this year. It's only a matter of time before he climbs the charts. 

However James and the Heat are attempting to do something that no one has done in the modern era. Lead his team to 3 straight Championships on a 4th year run. Think about that. Magic's team won 2 in a row and on their 4th championship run they got swept by the Pistons. Bird's team went to 4 chips winning 2, but losing the last one. MJ and the Bulls won 3 in a row twice, but loss both times on the 4th try when MJ retired (it should be noted that the Bulls lost their 1st 4th title run on an awful call by Hue Hollins against Pip, but I digress). Shaq and Kobe got spanked by the Spurs on their 4th title run. Kobe and Gasol went to 3 straight before getting swept by the Mavs on their 4th championship run. Ditto for Isaiah Thomas led Pistons. Something just seems to happen. Mileage, injuries, complacency! The Heat has taken pre-cautionary measures by saving Dwayne Wade ala the Spurs, to make sure they get maximum efficiency, but somehow I don't think it's enough. I feel that the Spurs are a little bit better than last year and a little bit better is all that's needed. I feel uneasy about betting against Lebron, but I'm taking the Spurs and history in 6

5 myths you should apply to your Bracket strategy from your very best friend in the whole wide world

Kentucky will beat Wichita St. 

Kentucky should beat Kansas St. In the battle of the Wildcats. Kansas St. is a fringe tourney team at best when they're not playing at home. Kentucky was pre-season #1 so the "experts" almost have to place value in them or else they look like idiots for touting them all year. The reality is that Kentucky coach John Calipari, probably sold his soul to the devil 2 years ago when he won his only championship team, since then his teams have been extremely disappointing. My take on Kentucky is that tey are extremely talented but chemistry fragile. The fact that they lost by 1 point to Florida means nothing. That's the 3rd time they've played them and lost all 3 times. Thats hard to do. Wichita St. plays a team oriented game and feast on teams like Kentucky, you just watch boo!!!

Louisville is the team to beat

I admit that the Cardinals should have been ranked higher than a #4 seed, but they definitely shouldn't have been a 1 seed. So does this mean that if and when they play Wichita St. in the sweet 16, that they're the team to beat? The Shockers made it to the final four last year and took the Cardinals to the wire. This year the Shockers are better and the Cardinals are not as good as last year. Can the Cards win, sure, but do you want to invest so much on a team that can be knocked out of the sweet 16?

You have to pick at least one 12 seed 

Will there be at least one 12 seed beating a 5 seed this year... Perhaps. Have you seen the 4 seeds this year. Michigan St., UCLA, Louisville and San Diego St. are really good, so if you pick a 12 seed this would be their 2nd game. Picking a 12 over 5 upset is a guessing game, sure it may happen but the chances that a 12 seed advancing this year to the sweet 16 will be a tough one. The real upsets will happen with 6 vs 11's and 7 vs 10's. Or as i like to call them, teams the committee believes that can be really good or really bad

Teams that you seen on TV must go far, why else would they be on TV

In college nowadays teams are more evenly matched, cause all the NBA ready players already left or are freshmen. The teams that have juniors and seniors are the ones that are poised to make deep runs. Cinderella's are generally led by seniors who have no chance of playing in the NBA, so for all intensive purposes, this is their last hurrah. The only reason they're called Cinderella is that they never got any real TV time and the committee just look at strength of schedule, in other words they do what we do... Guess Work!!!

Big Ten is overrated

Not this year boo, nope not this year. Badgers was 16-0 beat 2 #1 seeds, Michigan St. Was 18-1, Ohio St. started strong and so did Iowa, while  Michigan played a monster tough early schedule and then they all started playing each other, which is where most of those losses accrued. Now they've been set free and they are gonna devour teams. I see possibly 2 final four teams coming out of the Big Ten. 

You're welcome!!!

How to bet the Super Bowl

How to bet the Super Bowl

Did you know that the Super Bowl has well over 100 different wagers for the game?

Did you know that the Super Bowl has well over 100 different wagers that requires total guesswork in picking the winners?

No?!!! So you think that correctly picking the coin toss is a skill? Guessing that the Seattle punter will punt the ball less than 33.5 yards is a gut feeling, or correctly calling the player to score the 1st touchdown of the game is an innate quality you possess. Get off of your high horse, it's pure luck. I'm sure if you win, you'll scream "I knew it, I knew, I fucking called that, I told you Knoshawn Moreno would get over 3 yds on his 1st carry (that's a re-l wager by the way)

This is not to say that you shouldn't bet, there's a lot of money to be made this Sunday. There are some high win percentage bets out there, that can not only make for a profitable Superbowl but make this game doubly fun to follow along 

-Peyton Manning over 1.5 Touchdowns thrown -230. Sure you have to wager 230 just to win 100, but Peyton Manning threw over 50 touchdowns this year. That's over 3 TD passes a game. Seattle's defense is great but Peyton will throw at least 2 TDs. 

-Steven Hauschka over 1.5 field goals  -150. What do you get when you combine a Seattle offense that struggles to score touchdowns with an accurate kicker? A mutha fucka who will kick at least 2 fgs that's what 

-Eric Decker over a 19.5 yards for one reception -115. Yep if Eric Decker catches a pass for 20 yards or more, you win. If Eric Decker catches a pass for 2 yards and then runs it for 18 more yards, you win. If Peyton Manning throws it to someone else for 15 yards and it tips off their hands into Decker's, 5 yards down the field, you win

Eric Decker over 4.5 receptions -110. So Richard Sherman is gonna be covering Denarius Thomas. No way Wes Welker doesn't get a lot of attention from Seattle's secondary, which leaves... Eric Decker, and I believe Peyton Manning 20+ completions will have at least 5 of them to Decker

Eric Decker over 64.5 yards -115 You can't have a reception over 20 yards, and over 5 receptions and not have at least 65 receiving yards, this is just smart betting

Russell Wilson will throw a 4th quarter touchdown +150. Hey you mean if a QB in the Super Bowl throws a TD in the 4th quarter you'll give me a 1.5 odds?!!! The team is a 3 point under dog, there will be a lot of points scored, and he's playing against a prolific offense, so he'll have to score some points. Ummm sure, plus Wilson is clutch and Denver's defense is mediocre,this is a no brainer. 

There you have it, 5 winners. You can even root for a particular team and still be comfortable with rooting for these wagers, but maybe this just isn't your thing....

No worries, go to that shitty Super Bowl party and buy your $10 football square as you snack on that boring ass veggie tray and overly mayonnaise chicken salad... "Oh wait, is that a Tofu dip?!! bring on the rice wafers". 

"Okay everybody, now it's time to vote for your favorite commercial"

"Who's the team in orange"?

"I hate that Richard Sherman, he's such a thug"

Of course if my picks don't win, they're only for recreational purposes, who actually gambles with money 

Everyone has a take on Richard Sherman and they're all shitty

So Richard Sherman went all ego-maniacal and became the talk of the town. Sadly all the talk is turning out to be far worse than what Richard Sherman actually said. For those of you who missed it, after the game, Seahawks cornerback, Sherman called himself the best corner in the game and called 49er wide receiver Michael Crabtree below average. Then of course social media, (me included) along with every news and sports talk show had an opinion. 

Here's my FB post:

"Richard Sherman is just like summer vacation, no class"

I still stand by that post. My definition of class, is how you go about conducting your business. Taking personal shots at an opponent after the game is not a classy move, period!!! I like Sherman, I think if he's not the best corner in the league, he's close. I also love his cockiness and bravado, but still there's a line you don't have to cross. Of course others saw it much differently than that

'He went to shake Crabtree's hand and Crabtree pushed him in the face, so he snapped'

1st of all, if you look at the video. The way Sherman ran up to him, all tip toed like. It Had douche move alert, written all over it. The whole move reeked of insincerity, with that Cheshire grin he gave Crabtree. Some people will say 'how do you know, he was being insincere'?!! Cuz I'm a fucking adult. This isn't my 1st time using the English language. Have you ever have someone say something nice to you and you knew they didn't mean it?

"It was in the heat of the moment"

I call bull shit. Sherman has a small but growing history of making these kind of comments. Not only did he say it after the game, but he celebrated, showered and continued to attack Crabtree. Ain't no heat after taking a hot shower, yo!!!

"Richard Sherman is just trying to market himself"

This is a sentiment echoed by the fantastic Stephen A. Smith. Sherman is just trying to break into commercialization that's generally held for the elite (i didn't say white, you di). Though it maybe true. It's totally indefensible. The NFL is not the NBA. The NBA, markets players. The NFL markets teams unless you're an elite Quarterback, ie Peyton Manning, Brady, Brees etc.Fine, Sherman wants to be a household name, but he doesn't have to be a dick about it.  Saying you're the best and backing it up will get you plenty of airtime. Just ask Deion Sanders

"He's just venting his frustrations at the system"

He graduated from Stanford, on scholarship, drafted to play in the NFL, pro bowler and widely considered one of the best players in the game. Ummm Richard Sherman destroyed  the system.Talking bad about a fellow African Athlete doesn't fly.

"Just good ol white America trying to keep us shackled"

It's hard to ignore, the racist epitaphs put on Richard Sherman for his outburst. It sadly highlights how much further we have to go, for true racial harmony, but that doesn't mean ,we as African Americans should give him a pass. Especially seeing that he was shitting on another African American. Good sportsmanship does not see color.

"He's just a thug"

He gave several interviews that were on point but I like this one the best. No one had a better take on Richard Sherman than Richard Sherman.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/01/richard-sherman-compares-thug-racial-slur/

A solution for A-Rod, The Baseball Hall of fame, A missed opportunity for the NBA and NFL playoff predictions

Hey Alex Rodriguez, I'm gonna pass on calling you A-Rod and even A-fraud until this all plays out. I get why baseball suspended you, it appears that you're incredibly guilty. I don't care to go over all of the evidence against you, mostly because I'm not much of a typist. However, if you feel that you're not guilty, you should absolutely sue MLB and the players union. I mean this is your livelihood. I once went ape shit when a comedy club screwed me out $300 so a $25 million loss would get a lawsuit from my momma.

Lawyer: Why exactly are you suing your mother

Me: Cause she should have raised me to be a better person
So even if you lose the lawsuit, big deal, you always have the trump card on your side... The truth!!!

It's the same thing that I suggest for all fallen heroes, if you're convicted and yet you maintain your innocence, there's always a lie detector test. I only think that a person should take a lie detector test only as a last result, back against the wall, no one believes you, bout to lose everything... Then bam, blood neurons and erections don't lie son.

Congratulations to Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine and Frank Thomas for surviving the atrocity which is the voting process of the Hall of fame. This is what happens when you give power to people that are not groomed to have power. They wield it in such a way, that benefits themselves. In a way to say, hey look at all this power I have. That is undeniably the case in the Baseball Writer Association, who votes for the HOF. Most of them grew up as nerds, failed athletes and/or chronic masturbators who whacked it to Ken Griffey's rookie card dreaming of one day being able crush other peoples dreams, while not being tough enough to stand up for the steroid era that they allowed to happen. I also find it funny that Barry Bonds and Roger Clemons received less votes than they did last year. Did you just now find out that they were using PED's? Are the most prolific players in baseball history's last 25 years no longer HOF'ers? Was, Craig Biggio and jack morris better choices? What a fraud of a process.

No way the NBA is ever gonna surpass the NFL as America's sport, but man oh man did they miss a great opportunity to make up some ground. You see I believe that the NFL is losing it's magic. Fantasy Football and sports gambling is keeping it's high relevancy alive and kicking. However, the game itself is a shell of what it used to be. The rule changes has made the game a highly flawed product and this is was a great opportunity for someone to start muscling in on the their territory.

But the NBA blew it and blew it big time. This was suppose to be their come back, after arguably the best NBA finals ever, they were riding high. This year was supposed to be even better, but bad decisions injuries and teams tanking ruined it. The loss of Derrick Rose and Russell Westbrook, combined with how bad the 4 big major market teams are in the Bulls, Nets, Knicks and Lakers has really given the league maybe 5 or 6 WATCHABLE teams. That's unacceptable for a league that cost a family of 4 over $200 to go to a ball game.

Meanwhile, the NFL in all their mediocrity, managed to get the best 4 teams in the NFL, playing for the right to go too the Super Bowl. I say both of these games will be just as entertaining as the SB. So in that respect we are getting 3 SB's in the last 2 weeks, so for all of your football loyalty the fan finally gets rewarded and why shouldn't you the fan make a little money off of this. I mean I only went 7-1 last week, maybe, just maybe I know what I'm talking about...

New England +5.5 over Denver. It's billed as Manning vs Brady, but make no mistake it's always been Manning vs. Bill Belichek. When it's all said and done, Belichek maybe the best coach in the history of sports. His brilliance vs Manning brilliance, will be front and center and I don't belive the Broncos defense will be able to win this game by more than a TD. Broncos 33- Patriots 30

San Francisco +3.5 over Seattle. Wholly second games Batman. With an offensive shootout in game 1 we're gonna get a defensive opposite this game. 2 teams that mirror each other, can't stand each other and coaches that dislike each other. This game will always have at least 23 angry men on the football field at all times, except for Russell Wilson, what a swell guy he is. I think the 49ers obviously have to worry about the 12th man, which is the Seahawks home field advantage, just as much as MarShawn Lynch. However, I think the Niners are up to the task. Playing there yearly has built up an immune system in Harbaugh's bunch. So instead of the Seahawks home crowd being a flu it will be more of a nagging cough. Niners 17- Seahawks 13

10 things about the NFL playoffs

The last 3 Super Bowl winners,  Ravens, Giants and Packers snuck into the playoffs during their SB run. The Saints and Chargers won their last game to SNEAK into the playoffs

If the Chargers and Saints play in the SB, I may book a comedy show

The last 4 SB winners played the Philadelphia Eagles in the Eagles home opener. The San Diego Chargers played the Eagles in the home opener...

If Philip Rivers goes into Denver twice in a month and beat the Broncos, then its official. Peyton Manning led teams are not built for the playoffs. (No fucking way that happens right?)

Indianapolis Colts WR Darius Heyward-Bey has 3 names and none of them can catch a pass. He's not playing this week and that's a good thing for the Colts.

It's supposed to be raining with high winds in the Colts/Patriots game tonight. You here that Trent Richardson?!!! The Colts could really use you

The last 3 SB winners played in the wild card round. I like the 49ers the best.

The last time a team lost in the Super Bowl and returned the very next year were the Buffalo Bills some 20 years ago and they did it 4 times, that's incredibly impressive and incredibly sad.

No NFC game will have over 45 points scored for the rest of the playoffs

Tomorrow Carolina and Cam Newton will experience the endearing term, growing pains

The NFC representative will be determined by who plays better. Michael Crabtree or Percy Harvin
The AFC representative will be determined by Peyton Manning


Predictions:
Saints + 9 over Seattle. Under 45 9 points is a lot even in Seattle  Seahawks 23 -Saints 16

New England -7 over Colts 2 weeks for Belichek to prepare is 1 week to much for the Colts Pats 34- Colts 20

San Franciso even over Carolina Crabtree is the difference for this confident bunch of gold pan handlers 49ers 20 - Carolina 10

Denver -9.5 over San Diego The Chargers defense is way underrated but still, it's time for Peyton to start exercising some demons Denver 31-San Diego 20

I predict the NFL playoffs and give a slight hint as to why your marriage is failing

Predicting the NFL playoffs has become quite the tricky little process. I equate it to picking a spouse. It's easy to pick the one that looks good. I mean every man wants that big booty girl, who's faithful, a great cook with incredible bed room skills. Realistically, that good looking girl, constantly craves attention from other men, can barely boil water and purposely uses her teeth to gnaw on your penis in hopes of us never asking for a blow job again. (For the record ladies, it doesn't work). 

It doesn't matter though, we almost always choose the best looking girl we can get and deal with the consequences later, which is quite often misery. All the while you pass up that girl, that can cook some shit up, would never think of going outside the relationship and has a sexual skill set of a Cinemax porno, unfortunately she's got a chip tooth and an A-cup. So we pass up the marriage material girl to satisfy our materialistic needs.

It's no different than football, Ravens, Giants, Packers all snuck into the playoffs and yet they're our last 3 Super Bowl winners, because they're the reliable ones. They had quality defense, great QB play and gelled at the right time, but most prognosticators took the sexy pic. We see the 13-3 record and think all that looks so good, forgetting that 10-6 team that had to grit out some victories, go thru adversity while building team chemistry. That's what wins, compatibility not hotness (that's a relationship metaphor)

The difference is that this year I would argue that there is no sexy pic. The Patriots lost their two headed monster for tight ends, one to injury and one to a lil bit of murder, yes murder. The Broncos defense is shaky at best and Seattle wide receivers are mediocre in a pass happy league. Those are the consensus 3 best teams, so every team has a chipped tooth so to speak. However I as always am not deterred, so here we go...

Wild-card round 

49ers over Green Bay. I hate the Packers, I really, really do, but I hate being wrong more. I wouldn't pick against the Pack just because I hate them. Their  defense is awful and Aaron Rodgers needs to be the Aaron Rodgers of 2011 and he's not there yet. 49ers 31 -Packers 24 (this does warm my heart)

Chiefs over Colts The Colts just went and spanked the Chiefs in Kansas City a couple of weeks ago. I think both teams has some underdog value here, but the Chiefs has a coach and a QB with chips on their shoulder and I think they squeak it out. Chiefs 20-Colts 17

Bengals over San Diego. Marvin Lewis has been the head coach for this team the last 11 years and has not one playoff victory to show for it. How can that be? He's at home, with lots of talent and they get it done or else.... Bengals 30- Chargers 20


Saint over Philly I was pro Saints all week, and then i changed my mind to Philly cuz it's gonna be freezing cold. When it's that cold  I don't trust Brees and I don't trust Jimmy Graham, but I do trust LeSean McCoy. However in picking games you gotta look at the big picture. In my big picture, I don't see a 49er/Seahawk match-up in the 2nd round. That game is meant for the NFC championship or its not gonna happen. So either its the Niner lose or the Eagles, so indirectly, I'm back on the Saints bandwagon. Who dat?!!! Saints24 - Eagles 21

Divisional Playoffs

49ers over Carolina

Hello Carolina, welcome to the playoffs. It's a learning curve boys, welcome to lesson 1. The Niners athletic linebackers nullifies Cam. 49ers 23-Panthers 13

Seattle over New Orleans. Remember last time the Saints traveled to Seattle for a playoff game. They got trounced. Well Seattle is wayyyy better than that team. Seattle 34 -Saints 10

New England over Cincy. hooray Marvin Lewis got his 1st playoff victory, that should get him 11 more years. I know what the Bengals did to the Patriots earlier this year but now Belichek has 2 weeks to prepare and Dalton just makes too many mistakes. Pats 20-Bengals 13

Denver over Kansas City. It's really hard to beat a team 3 times in one season, but here we are. The Broncos offense will overpower, yet again,a very game Chiefs team

37-27

Conference Championships

Denver over New England. If Tom Brady wins this, he and Bill Belichek will go down as the best QB and head coach ever and I don't care if they win a Superbowl or not. I don't trust Pats wide receiver Danny Amendola to be playing in this game let alone be a deciding factor. I almost feel I'm taking the easy way out by picking Denver but it is what it is until Peyton Manning chokes again

San Francisco over Seattle. By the time the 49ers play in Seattle they would have amassed 2 playoff road victories and that vaunted 12th man in Seattle will be nullified. Michael Crabtree for the Niners will be the playmaker they need to win a game late Niners 20 Seattle 17

San Francisco over Denver 

It's gonna be 12 degrees in NY. The niners will be way too physical for Denver. San Francisco will run the ball down Denver's throat. I expect a huge disparity in time of possession and of course with no Manning on the field, the Broncos have no chance San Fran 27- Denver 17

There you have it, book it and seal it!!!