Friday, April 20, 2012

Sometimes analogies best describe what I'm thinking

No the Chicago Bulls, Los Angeles Lakers and Miami heat are not better without Derrick Rose, Kobe Bryant and Dwayne Wade, BUT...they do play better as a team without them. In other words if the ceiling is 100, the teams with their stars may play to a 92, but without their stars the ceiling maybe an 85, but they may play to an 84. It's like an unattractive girl who works out all the time and has a fantastic body, you like to spend time with her but you ain't marrying her, as oppose to the really pretty girl with big tits but dosen't know how to quite lay off the nachos. She may not look the best she can look but it's still hotter than a chick who maxed out at a 7.

For that to happen Derrick Rose and Kobe Bryant has to pick and choose when to turn on their god given talents to score and become better facilitators. This I think should be more easier for Rose cause he's still young and learning but for the Black Mama he will definitely have to rethink his whole process cause he's got a beast in Andrew Bynum and the 3rd best scoring option in the league in Pau Gasol. The Heat however is a bit more complicated, for those guys to be successful they need superstar efforts from both Wade and Lebron and since they have similar games it's harder to achieve that, especially when the playoffs start and teams won't allow them to run as much. I suspect that whoever lays off the Nachos will be the NBA champion and that includes OKC.

When Tiger Woods was dominating golf like no one has ever done in the history of sports it was easy to overlook his tantrums. Now that he's not winning and he's still throwing tantrums he looks like a spoiled brat, think Bobby Knight. It's like a little kid that's all cute when he's 2 years old and pouts cause he can't have a cookie and then he turns 13 and that mofo is going ape shit when you don't buy him a new Xbox cause he's still sitting on a Playstation 3. The point is he should have been disciplined earlier, and that's a little parenting tip from your sports guru.

I know it's early but the most complete team in baseball looks like the Texas Rangers. They have all it takes to go and lose in a world series for a 3rd straight year, but the bigger picture is as long as you're successful people will forgive your sins, no one cares that R Kelly pee'd on a girl after dropping Chocolate Factory, Kobe was forgiven for potentially raping a girl even though he was still married once he dropped 81 points in a single game and now the Texas Rangers are winning and winning big and not a word about Ron Washington and his penchant for doing coke. The point is if you're gonna fuck up make sure you can still entertain us.

Closing Thoughts:
OK I need proof that Josh Hamilton and Blake Griffin are not the same person. It ain't ever happening but Phil Jackson and the triangle offense would be a perfect fit for the half court mess that troubles the Heat trust me on this boo, but Pat Riley would rather coach the Charlotte Bobcats than allow that to happen. Donovan McNabb thinks he belongs in the Hall of Fame but those last 2 years he played in Washington and Minnesota...Yeesh! After following the 1st round of the NHL playoffs, I think hockey players has got to be looking at NFL players and the concussions issues and saying "Puthies" they can't say pussies cause they're missing their front teeth

Dueces!

1 comment:

  1. I think its the Black Mamba? but maybe he is thinking about the the Black Mama?

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