Friday, December 13, 2013

Never trust a man in orange and vegas picks

I'll be honest, I've never been a big fan of the color orange. It's the most untrustworthy of all the colors. If you're racist at least you know where black or white stand. Yellow represents afraid, red-anger, gray-indecisive. Oh but that orange, what does it represent? It reeks of fakeness I tell ya. I don't even trust a pumpkin, smiling at me, with his crooked teeth as his pumpkin guts lay next to him in a garbage can. No pumpkin, now is not the time to smile, you're a one month fad, end of October - end of November, then times up. Stop being fake, what exactly are you, a fruit, a veggie, are you a fucking legume.

Which brings me to Mike Shannahan, head coach of the Washington Blah Blahs. I remember when they 1st hired him and his initial press conference, I thought, "holy orange face" how can a head coach be that tan, but I dismissed it. I thought he's a rich man, late 50's why not lay out in the sun, enjoy life Mr. Shanahan. Fast forward 6 months later, living in frigid Washington D.C. in early January, guess who's still fucking orange?!!! Mike Shanahan. 












Is this just some small little nit pic, trying to force a blog out of this bored soul, as I try to occupy myself at a Starbucks on a gloomy December day in Tulsa, OK.... Perhaps. However, don't you think men who gets paid, millions of dollars, to be violent and win at all cost should have a general who is the most  honest and real person in the entire organization? Bill Belichek, Tom Landry, Bill Parcels, Vince Lombardi, you think those dudes would ever get a tan and then tell 53 of the most dedicated, angry, violent dudes in the world, that they're not tough?!!! Do you trust a 60 year old man wearing goggles and a speedo, lying in a hot bed, giving your favorite team a halftime pep talk? 


Yes RGIII is having a down year, yes he also has handled things in an undermining way. However Agent Orange in all his fakeness, clearly didn't take charge. No way he should have let RGIII play in last years playoffs. He was just a rookie, you made it to the playoffs, everything else was gravy. You ended up letting him talk you into playing. Every athlete wants to play, its your job to say NO!!! What happened? His knee was blown up and he hasn't been the same since and now you want to sit him at the end of the regular season so he can be healthy for the off season?!!! Who sits someone so they can be healthy for a vacation? Fake I tell you, Shanahan is fake, fake, fake. He handled Donovan McNabb and Albert Haynesworth poorly, not because they weren't washed up. He just was dishonest and not upfront. You think Belichek would ever have that problem? Randy Moss, thanks for your time but you've lost a step bye, bye. Wes Welker thanks for the 100 catches a year and crucial drop passes, bye, bye. Mike Shanahan "Well, we benched McNabb cause he was tired in the 4th quarter but he's still our guy" huh? What QB gets tired in the 4th quarter after going thru a full training camp and half the season?

Another thing, sure Agent Orange has 2 Super Bowl rings, but he did that with one of the 3 best QB's to ever play the game in John Elway. Since he won his last Super Bowl in 1998, Agent Orange has amassed one playoff victory. Of course I could just put this Shananan-agins on the Washington blah blah's owner, Daniel Snyder, for looking continually to make a big splash, instead of actually doing a legitimate search of assembling a real football team. However, 2 rings is sometimes hard to ignore. So for future reference Mr. Snyder, if someone walks into your office, with  a man purse, crocs or clogs, skinny jeans, a gold chain, a downloaded ringtone, a sweater vest, a chain wallet or a DEEP DARK TAN. They are not a head football coach. I'm sure this time next year, Shanahan will be cool, enjoying his 7 million dollars and Mai Tai's as he lays out in his summer home patio.

Speaking of leadership. Normally I would be done with this blog but I can't let go the recent comments made by Jim Brown about Kobe Bryant on Arsenio Hall this week. Look I get that Jim Brown is an all time great, and a Nobel civil rights activist, but to say that Kobe would have never been asked to be an activist and is confused about culture, even though from my understanding Brown has never even met Kobe Bryant, let alone had a legitimate conversation with the man, is both disrespectful and irresponsible. It would be like saying that Jim Brown an alleged woman beater, is the worse kind of man and gives the African American man a bad rep. I'm sweeping Jim Brown's statement under the rug and so should you

Well last week I went 4-0, yep I sure did
Seattle -7 over New York is anyone paying attention to how awful Eli Manning has been? No way he doesn't throw at least 2 INT's and a pick 6 this game, no way

Jacksonville + 1 over Buffalo The Jags are a covering machine of late. What faith do you have in Buffalo? Sure their wings are amazing but not the team

Indianapolis -6 over Houston, The Texans are the worse team in football, trust me on this boo, trust me

Cincinnati -2.5 over Pittsburgh. I wanted to pick the Bengals a lot more this year but I don't trust the way I spell Cincinnati (you have to admit, there could have been an easier way to spell that name) thank you spell check

Baltimore + 6 over Detroit
Detroit wins, but another Matthew Stafford bone headed interception allows the Ravens to cover

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