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The Big 3

Tampa Bay +1 over the Raiders
Listen to me folks the Raiders are not a good team, as a matter of fact they are so not good, that they are rumored to be interested in Tim Tebow. No one in the NFL who believes in there team is interested in Tim Tebow. You think the Pittsburgh Steelers are thinking "we're a Tebow away from being an elite team" When you think Tebow you're thinking miracle ... Tampa Bay 27 Raiders 23 

Bears-3.5 over Titans 
The Bears have dropped over 40 points against 2 teams this year and they both play in the AFC, now they got the Titans who lost to the Colts last week and the Colts are one of the 2 teams the Bears dropped 40 + on and the Titans aren't about to score 38 points Bears 41 Titans 10 

Seattle-4 over Minnesota 
If you haven't been able to pick up a chick in the bar for a while, you don't go to the hardest place in the city to pick up a chick, you go to a trashy bar, befriend a girl you would never bring home to your parents, fill her up with some well tequila, go back to her place and hump her til you get your confidence back. Guess what, the Vikings are reeling and Going to Seattle is not a slump buster Seahawks 27 Vikings 17 

Other Picks
Dolphins-2.5 over Indy Ok Miami I believe in you 19-16

Lions -5 over Jacksonville The Lions are good and desperate and Jacksonville blows Lions 27 Jags 20

Dallas + 4 over Atlanta Vegas is daring you to go against the Cowboys ...daring you... How dare you? Cowboys 31 Falcons 30

Pittsburgh +3.5 over N.Y. Giants Whenever Ben Rothlisberger get points I take Pittsburgh and so should you Steelers 27 Giants 24

Cleveland +4 over Baltimore The browns will run all over the Ravens you hear that Fantasy owners who has Trent Richardson, they'll still lose but it's gonna be close Ravens 20 Browns 17

Green Bay -9.5 over Arizona I don't like double digit spreads and this one dropped to 9.5 Packers 26.9 Arizona 17

Bengals +4 over the Broncos does anyone know how to spell Cincy if they never lived there? How many N's are there, where to I place the C's? Anyways the Broncos are coming off a monday night game the Bengals off a bye week it'll be close Denver 24 Cincy 23

Houston -10.5 over Buffalo I know, I know, I said I hate double digit spreads, but good lord the Bills defense is awful and J.J. Watts is gonna destroy Fitzpatrick, the only way the Bills cover this spread is if the Bills win the turnover battle 3-1 and score a special teams TD, thats a lot to ask for Houston 37 Bills 17

Skins -3 over Carolina I suspect that cam newton will be fired up for this game, so lots of points will be scored, but in the end Cam doesn't win the close ones and the rook aka RGIII does (and not once did I mention the color of their skin, you're welcome Warren Moon) Skins 31 Panthers 27

Eagles +3 over Saints Listen the Eagles are reeling, I was pro Andy Reid and now I'm no. When Vick turned the ball over they still won and now Vick doesn't turn it over and they lose, and that's on Reid. His team does not play hard for him and his once offensive brilliant mind is predictable but I'm gonna stay with them one more week because the saints are not the same team this year and Vick has a dog that's gotta mean something Eagles 28 Saints 24