Taming that killer wave known as the Dallas Cowboys Vegas style and other sure fire winners

I'm on an Adam Dunn like tear, but not t-e-a-r, but more like T-e-r as in Ter-rible. 2 wins 7 losses the last 2 weeks is equivalent to Dunn batting average tumbling 30 points in 2 weeks in August. Which means he went practically hitless. The good news is that I've been on an Eli Manning like playoff tear in baseball (see the analogy). Even though most prognosticators picked the Dodgers and Tigers I went with a process of elimination theory and settled on these 2 teams http://kevinbozeman-sportsicon.blogspot.com/2013/09/my-apologies-to-browns-shout-out-to.html As of today it's looking pretty good for a Red Sox/Cardinals World series as both teams lead 3-2 in the LCS. The Colts laying an egg on Andrew Luck's 1st Monday night appearance was disappointing, along with the Bengals late meltdown against Buffalo and blah, blah, blah. The reality is that I'm shooter and the only way to get out of a slump is to keep shooting

Jacksonville + 8 over San Diego
You know it's sad when your team loses by 16 points and everyone is  excited about how you kept the game "competitive". I know Jacksonville is historically bad, but they're not gonna keep getting crushed every week by double digits. Home teams that are getting a touchdown or more generally fare well. Couple that with the fact that I'm still not sold on San Diego and a rejuvenated Philip Rivers. The Chargers will win, but that Monday night game makes people think they're better than they are. Take the Jags

Detroit -3 over Cincinnati
Here's a little vegas knowledge. The home team gets -3 points just for playing at home. Which means that Vegas thinks these teams are evenly matched. They may very well be, but Detroit at home is actually worth -6 points. So yeah Vegas, you fucked this up boo. The Bengals aren't closers and Matthew Stafford in the 2nd half closes. So if you have a gambling problem, take the Bengals in the 1st half and then go big with the Lions in the 2nd half and if you like prop bets go bananas that A.J. Green and Reggie Bush go ape shit. See if you eat bananas there's a chance you'll go ape sh... nevermind

49ers- 4.5 over Tennessee
The Titans have been covering spreads like they're playing to cover spreads and not actually win. Block kicks and crazy turnovers, they use blooper reels to cover spreads. No more I say. It's time that they just get an old fashioned butt whooping. The back to back weeks of the physicality of the Chiefs and Seahawks will take it's toll as another physical team comes in and wears them out. Plus Jake Locker is still out and I never thought I'd say this but he matters, he actually matters.

Dallas + 2.5 over Philadelphia
The Cowboys are 5-1 against the spread this year?!!! Yeah and it's spreads like this that keeps them coverin'. The Eagles defense is awful which means the Cowboys high powered offense will score lots of points. I know the hold-up though, Romo and the boys will disappoint, they always do. That is correct, they do always disappoint. Which means you're ready to jump the ship on the Jerry Joneses. Don't, remember they are underdogs here, so yeah they're gonna disappoint, cause they're gonna cover. You have to know how the ride the Cowboy wave baby, when you feel good about them, bet against them, when you feel bad about them, bet with them. They're basically just the football version of Murphy's law, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Green Bay- 10 over Cleveland
Brandon Wheedon is back as the Browns QB. I said Brandon Wheedon's back as the Browns QB. La di da la di da, la di da da da da dah. Brandon Wheedon is back as the Browns QB, time to swell your account with your bookie, cuz this game's a gimmie it's a cookie. La di da, la di d, la di da da da da dah. It's an awful jingle I know, but not as awful as Brandon Wheedon.

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