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Here's simple math: (Bad attitude + bad play) / an alleged substance abuse problem = an unconditional release from football. 2 years ago the 1st of the new wave QB's to usher in the decade of 2010 was none other than Josh freeman. He could run and throw, future hall of famer without a doubt, but oh how he has fallen....HARD!!! He and Mark Sanchez has left Matthew Stafford on a deserted island for 2009 1st round QB's. Greg Schiano may very well be a bad coach, but you can't be 11-23 in your last 34 games AND be a team cancer. That's basic logic boo.

No one is more unlucky than Dusty Baker. He should have beaten the Angels, when he had the huge cranium, back acne, I hate white people, I have a white girl side piece, 70 home run belting dude on his team. He should have done something no one has done in over 100 years, if it weren't for the we'll blame Steve Bartman even though everyone in the area was reaching for the ball in the stands, idiot Cub fans. He probably wins it all if his team doesn't give away a 2-0 lead to the eventual champs, led by a rejuvenated, overpaid Barry Zito (The only time he's been relevant in the last 10 years is when he signed that overblown contract and last year's playoffs). Of course he's gonna get fired after 6 years with several playoff appearances and nothing to show for it. I would hire Dusty to be my manager for the regular season and then sit him out for the post season. That's the only way to attack a curse Dusty.

Michael Jordan said that he could beat LeBron James and a host of other people in a game of 1 on 1, duh!!! What the fuck do you expect the greatest player of all-time to say. He only gave Kobe a little bit of props, by back hand complimenting himself. "I may not be able to beat Kobe, cause he stole all of my moves" Ah, MJ, an egomaniac to the bitter end.

Even these Vegas lines are super obvious
Denver - 9 over Dallas
The spread started at 7.5 and it's up a point and a half. I think it's got a shot at going to 10. So, call your guy now. The Dallas Cowboys don't have the mental toughness to handle the 60 minute assault, that a Peyton Manning led team will put on you. A Tony Romo fumble here, a blown coverage there, a dropped TD by Dez Bryant here, a Jerry Jones pacing the sideline making his entire team uncomfortable there, can lead to a ton of points for the opposition.... 38-24

Denver/Dallas over 55
Hey did you know that 38 + 24 = 62. 62 > 55. hell yeah you can cheat off of my math test.

New England even, -1, +1, -2, + 2, -3, +3 over Cincinnati
This is the rule of thumb. Anytime Tom Brady is a 3 point favorite or less against an inferior QB ala Anthony Dalton. I take him. Atlanta - 2 with Matty Ice or the Patriots last week. sure thing. Tom Brady don't lose evenly matched games.

My beloved Bears +1 over the Saints
Everything lines up for the Bears in this one. The Bears can't win in the Super dome against Drew Brees but guess what they're at home. Drew Brees can't win in Soldier Field against Chicago. Check his record and then get back to me. Don't forget to throw in the fact that the Saints just played an emotionally charged Monday night home game and the Bears just got thumped on the road lowering confidence in them. Bears 31- Saints 24

Bears/Saints over 50
Hey did you know that 31 + 24 = 55, yeah and 55 is greater than what? Come on you can do it, you can do it. 55 > 50. Very good, now here's an Ice cream cone and a Scooby-Doo sticker for your fanny pack.

Lions/Packers over 55
Both of these teams may reach the 30's. I think Reggie Bush adds a dimension to the Lions that makes them hard to stop and I think Aaron Rodgers is just plain hard to stop. Nothing fancy, just stating the obvious.

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